Friday, November 28, 2014

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

The Star Wars teaser trailer is here and it looks awesome.  To be fair if they just showed a title with some Star Wars music I would have been said it looks awesome.  The storm trooper costumes look slightly different.  The red light saber with the mini saber things shooting our the sides look cool.  It makes the saber look like a sword.  The Millennium is awesome looking.  Awesome awesome awesome!

Written by
Joseph Ammendolea
“I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®

Friday, November 21, 2014

Alternate Officers - Roger Scene

Here is an alternate scene from Officers.  It was reshot for obvious sucked.

Friday, November 7, 2014

An Ode to the Flu Shot

An Ode to the Flu Shot

Early September and Anthropological Reserves emails us
Sign up for your free flu shot, no muss, no fuss!
One day early October, prepare for your arm to ache
Make sure your appointment is set for during your lunch break.
Provide all your personal information on their website:
Are you allergic to Latex?  Yes but it will be all right.
Are you allergic to Thimerosal?
No one knows what that is, but if you are the shot will take its toll.
Print out the form; sign your health away
Now you’re ready for Free Flu Shot Day!

Weeks pass by; life goes on
The memory of signing up for the flu shot is gone.
One Wednesday in October, a calendar reminder pops up at noon
Time to line up outside the meeting room.
Guess you’ll skip lunch today,
You forgot you were getting the shot instead of eating, yay!
You realize, as you wait in line
Wearing a short sleeve shirt would have been just fine.
The long sleeves on your tight sweater are in the way
Pull down the sleeve to expose your shoulder, they say.

Anthropological Reserves frowns at your risqué display
You hurry to the nurse with your shirt half off to avoid delay.
She stares at you blankly as she fumbles with her glove
Jabs the needle in your arm with absolutely no love.
Off you go, back to work!
Put your shirt back on, don’t be a jerk.
Hours later, you’re feeling headachy and tired,
You shouldn’t call out sick tomorrow; you may get fired.
Feels like you were punched in the arm, your coworkers agree
The things we go through for something free!

Written by
Christmas Snow
“I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®