Friday, March 29, 2013

What Do You Do At Yellow Light?

See what happens when Christopher Lloyd is asked the obvious.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Eighteen Visions - Broken Heated

Here is a a better quality version of the music video Broken Hearted by the band Eighteen Visions.

Fanboy J C Vaughn

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Friday, March 8, 2013

Lobot and Nien Nunb to be featured their own Star Wars spinoff: The Men Who Love Lando

Amid all the latest Star Wars movie rumors this is the most promising.  Details are sketchy but sources at Disney have announced yet another Star Wars spinoff movie.  It will feature former Chief Administration Aide to Cloud City Lobot (John Hollis) and Sullustan smuggler turned rebel alliance Millennium Falcon copilot Nien Nunb (Kipsang Rotich).  Both men were Lando Calrissian’s (Billy Dee Williams) go to guys in their respective movies. 

Lobot illegally downloading music on his earPod.

Lobot assisted Calrissian in the day to day operations of Cloud City.  His brain was connected to the city's central computer which allowed him to communicate directly with the city's network.  In Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strike Back.  Lobot was instrumental in Calrissian’s plan to rescue Princess Leia, Chewbacca, and C3PO from the Empire. 

Nien Nunb right after a fresh haircut.

In Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Nien Nunb was chosen specifically by Lando Calrissian to co-pilot the Millennium Falcon during the Battle of Endor.  Nunb single handedly saved the rebel fleet when he warned Calrissian that the Death Star deflector shield was still operational just before the rebel fleet approached for its final assault.

Disney has not revealed much about the plot but one can gather from the title that the story will focus on Lobot and Nien Nunb’s bond over their shared love of Lando Calrissian.  One possible rumor is that the two will adventure on a journey similar to 2005’s cowboy romance Brokeback Mountain. Other opinions believe it will more reflect the 1942 classic Casablanca with Lobot featured as the Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) character and Nien Nunb portraying a part similar to Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).  That would place Calrissian as the Ilsa Lund (Ingrid Bergman) of the story. However the tale unfolds Star War fans have another release date to pin in their calendar.

A poster for George Lucas' Casablanca: Special Edition.  In this version Major Heinrich Strasser (Conrad Veidt) shoots at Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) a millisecond before Rick gets to shoot him. Lucas also digitally replaces Louie (Claude Rains) with Hayden Christiensen.

Written by
Joseph Ammendolea
“I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®

Monday, March 4, 2013

Seth MacFarlane, you Boob!

In honor of the now infamous “We Saw Your Boobs” performed by Seth MacFarlane at this year’s Oscar ceremony; this article is dedicated to the chesticles that walked the red carpet. Now, without further adieu, the boobs of the 2013 Oscars…

Charlize Theron - Dior dressed Charlize (and her boobs).

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We saw her boobs in Monster

Halle Berry - Halle and her boobs may have been the night’s best dressed females in a “Bond-Girl” inspired Versace.

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We saw her boobs in Monster’s Ball

Naomi Watts - Armani Privè tailored this dress to perfection for Naomi, accentuating her assets.

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We saw her boobs in Mulholland Drive

Anne Hathaway - Anne caught some criticism for her pale pink Prada, apparently it was either really cold in LA or the seams were strategically positioned.

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We saw her boobs in Brokeback Mountain

Kristen Stewart - Kristen hobbled along the red carpet in a Reem Acra frock. It appears that the tissues she may use to stuff her bra fell out and magically adhered to her dress. I don’t know why she bothers.

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We saw her boobs in On the Road

Jennifer Lawrence - This gown proved to be difficult for Jennifer. Not only did she look like Cinderella (if Cinderella was strapped for something to wear so she ended up using a very large quilt) but the volume of the dress tripped her up as she went to accept her Best Actress award. Luckily she has those airbags in front of her to cushion the blow.

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Unfortunately, we have NOT seen Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs. Give it time…

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Written by
John S. Saric
“I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®

Friday, March 1, 2013

Journey - Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) [Jessie's Girl 2]

It's the sequel some people were waiting for.  Enjoy Journey - Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) [Jessie's Girl 2].  It starts off where Jessie's Girl ended.