"I Like To Play With Toys" Productions®: Fashion Critics

We're breaking down some of the 2025 grammy fashion choices and being as cruel as possible.

Taylor Swift is sporting what we first think is a nice dress. But a closer look reveals just what a huge disaster we're witnessing. Her lopsided thighs, horrible bangs, ugly shoes, also uncomfortable shoes. The corset design screams desperate to look like a slut without actually looking like a slut. The frills are ridiculous, the the dress runs too short. The color is nice and the dress had potential if it was longer. It might have made a nice prom dress with longer bottom. Her bands are terrible. She needs to grow those out. Bangs are always a terrible idea.

Will Smith channeling his inner Michal Jackson with a fo-military jacket. Maybe music artist should stop emulating Michal Jackson. He's not a guy you want to emulate.

Cardi B lead the costume party trend by dressing as a peacock. The rockabilly hair style didn't help matters.

Miley Cyrus, again with bangs, bangs are horrible and people need to stop getting them. Ladies, stop getting bangs. The dress is nice and Miley has the stomach to pull it off. Others couldn't rock this dress but she has the frame for it. She pulls it off verywell.

Girl meets world Sabrina Carpenter almost stole the show with a dress that makes you think about Marlyn Monroe. Unfortunately the carpet shah in the mid section is too much.

Charlie XCX looks like she just left the Old West saloon but let's all be grateful she wasn't sporting bangs.

Chappell Roan showed up in her best Tweety Bird costume. Did she think she saw a puddy-cat?

Billie Ellish showed up dress like his favorite character from Big Trouble in Little China. Should we be mad at her cultural appropriation?

Gracie Abrams actually has a nice dress but the veil makes her look absolutely foolish. Is she dressing up a religious figure? She had something nice and then overdid it with her little costume stint.

Olivia Rodrigo pulls this dress off because she's smoking hot. If your body type isn't as perfect has hers, this dress is an absolute disaster. It's actually a really ugly dress that is made to look good because of the person wearing it. No dress with all those open slots should hug the hips that high on the waist with all those open slots. Turtle necks are hideous too.

Doechi is horrible on every level. The hairstyle is hideous. The dress is an ugly gray suit, a matching ugly tie, and a white button down. She's half in the bag on whether she wanted to dress like a guy but had the suit turned into a dress. Pick a lane next time.

Benson Boone should have left that outfit in the 1970s where he found it.

Troye Sivan, does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? The purple, the scarf, the shiny...all terrible. Tone it down attention seeker. Also, shaggy hair on boys is as bad as bangs on girls.

Kanyne West and Bianca Censori....Brave of Kanye to just show up in a back t-shirt. That's truly a fashion statement that he's not playing the same game as everyone else. Love the choice. Biance and fur, if it's fake good for her. If its real fur, that's not cool.

When you get a face tattoo you've given up on blending in with society and are screaming for attention. Therefore Teddy Swims circus costume is a fitting piece. He looks terrible but it makes sense for him.

Kacey Musgraves looks amazing with her toned down look. Simple shirt and long skirt, amazing choice. Love the long hair too. She did it right!

Sierra Ferrell looks like a complete disaster. Everything about this outfit is horrible. The makeup makes her look like a man. I want to puke looking at her.

Willow Smith looks like she rolled out of bed through her coat on to buy a coffee and newspaper down the block from her house and then someone grabbed her off the street and dragged her to the grammys. Horrible choice but sadly better than her dad's Micheal Jackson outfit.

Filling out the costume party Jaden Smith shows up dressed as a black castle. A bold costume choice for an event that isn't a costume party and also 8 months away from Halloween.

Noah Kahan would have had a nice outfit if he remembered to get it ironed.

Kelsea Ballerini is another example of a dress that works because the the person wearing is incredibly hot. The dress is actually ugly but she looks so go in it that she makes it work. That's why dress makers have pretty people wear their clothes.

Kehlani looks bad. It's another dress that's modeled after a suit. Ladies don't wear dresses mimicking suits. Just wear a suit if you want to wear a suit. Her daughter Adeya Nomi had the best outfit of the entire night. She knew the assignment and kept it simple.