Little Boy Kills Rabbit with Trix Cereal
On the early morning of 10/21/2016 little Joe Scarola killed his bunny rabbit by feeding it Trix cereal. Authorities released a statement stating the boy was watching vintage 80s commercials on YouTube when he saw repeated ads about a cartoon rabbit trying to get some cereal without success. He felt it was a great injustice to society and proceeded to force feed his bunny until it fell into a diabetic coma and died.
Scarola a Florida native now residing in Bellmore, NY didn’t seem to understand the nuances between animal food and people food. What’s really baffling investigators is how he couldn’t tell the difference between a cartoon rabbit and real one.
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No charges are being filed at this time. We reached out to executives at General Mills the makers of Trix cereal regarding the toxicity of their cereal to bunny rabbits. Their response to the incident was “Silly rabbit Trix are for kids.”
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