Little Boy Kills Rabbit with Trix Cereal
(Bellmore, NY)
On the early morning of 10/21/2016 little Joe
Scarola killed his bunny rabbit by feeding it Trix cereal. Authorities
released a statement stating the boy was watching vintage 80s commercials on
YouTube when he saw repeated ads about a cartoon rabbit trying to get some
cereal without success. He felt it was a great injustice to society and
proceeded to force feed his bunny until it fell into a diabetic coma and
died.
Scarola a Florida native now residing in
Bellmore, NY didn’t seem to understand the nuances between animal food and
people food. What’s really baffling investigators is how he couldn’t tell
the difference between a cartoon rabbit and real one.
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| Maybe it's not that baffling. |
No charges are being filed at this time. We
reached out to executives at General Mills the makers of Trix cereal regarding
the toxicity of their cereal to bunny rabbits. Their response to the
incident was “Silly rabbit Trix are for kids.”
Written by
Joseph Ammendolea
Owner/President
“I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®
