Goodbyes Are Never Easy - A scene from the film Broken Hearted

Casting All Roles for Feature Film - DRAMA

ATTENTION ACTORS: “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®, the creators of “Dumped” and “The Cosplayer,” are holding auditions for an upcoming drama slated for Spring 2018.

Audition/Filming Details

Auditions will be held in Franklin Square/Bellerose. 

Filming locations set in Queens and Nassau Counties.

Shooting Schedule:

Spring/Summer

Select Weeknights 8-10pm. Weekends, no more than 6 hours.

Film Details:

The Notebook meets American Graffiti.  Music-driven thinkpiece on life, love and the human experience.

The completed project will be submitted to the Sundance Film Festival, as well as select international/regional film festivals.

This is a NO-PAY GIG.  All actors will receive an IMDB credit as well as references.

Available Roles:

BRIAN – Lead, Male 23. Grad Student in Philosophy. Cocky, sensitive, high IQ, too smart for his own good, sarcastic.

MICHELLE – Lead, Female 24. High School Guidance Counselor. Confident, caring, stubborn, sarcastic.

ANDREW – Supporting, Male 22-24. Brian’s best friend. Mechanic.  Practical, loyal, lovario, street smart, and book smart.

JOHNNY – Supporting, Male 30. Brian’s mean older brother.  Loud, arrogant, sexist, genuinely cares about his brother.

TOMMY – Supporting, Male 28-30. Michelle’s ex-fiancé. Jobless, drug addict, abusive, surfer look (good looking, slim physique), horrible childhood

JACK – Supporting, Male 55-60. Brian and Johnny's father.  Divorced, trying to live the eternal life of a 20 year old

STACY - Supporting, Female 24. Michelle’s Best Friend, Andrew’s Girlfriend. In control, keeps her feelings bottled up.

KELLY - Female 23. Brian’s girlfriend. (One Scene - laying groundwork for spin-off. Would be leading role)

LUCY - Female 29. Johnny’s girlfriend. The friend that always ruins the joke.

MAGGIE – Female 23. Love interest for Brian.  Asian ancestry preferred.

DANA – Female 22. Maggie's Best Friend.

Please email: 

iliketoplaywithtoysproductions@yahoo.com with dates/times you’re available to audition.

Place character(s) you're interested in in Subject line.

Include headshot and past credits.

The Cosplayer - Preview at Wintercon

The Cosplayer trailer was so well received we were offered the opportunity to preview our latest feature film at the 2016 Wintercon. 

What is Wintercon?  Wintercon is the biggest pop-culture convention in Queens, NY.  It’s a two-day event running on December 3, 2016 and December 4, 2016.

The Cosplayer will preview the film this Sunday December 4, 2016 at 11:00am at the Resorts World Casino located at 110-00 Rockaway Boulevard Jamaica, NY 11420. 

To get your passes go to www.nywintercon.com.

Here is a link to the event on our Facebook page.  https://www.facebook.com/events/349531065418206/

Here’s a link to the panels being shown all weekend at Wintercon.

http://nywintercon.com/index.php/features/panels-and-programing

The Cosplayer Official Trailer

The Cosplayer Trailer

Kubrick is Overrated

The word overrated is not used enough.  This is mostly because people genuinely believe the thing they are talking about is super cool happy awesome.  Most times they are wrong.  Overrated cannot be used enough to describe Stanley Kubrick.  The entire world fawns over his film work like it’s golden poop. Let’s review some of his more contemporarily cherished pieces and see just how blah they are.

Spartacus (1960)

This is Kubrick’s best work and it’s boring.  Kirk Douglas plays a slave that leads a rebellion and ends up getting everyone killed.  The best part is when everyone claims to be Spartacus out of loyalty to their leader.  The buildup to that takes forever and could have been told in half the time. 

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

The name alone screams terrible.  The movie itself is random and makes no sense.  Who wants to watch a political satire about the Cold War?  If it weren’t for Peter Sellers the film would be unwatchable.

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

The only good to come from this film was the special effects which eventually lead to Star Wars.  The rest of the film was just terrible.  The computer Hal 9000 has a mathematical computer glitch so when the astronauts try to shut it down he flips out and kills them.  That’s the entire film and it takes 5 hours to tell the story.  It’s a slow boring cure for insomnia.  I am not even going to talk about the stupid ape scene that has nothing to do with the plot.  It’s not artsy it’s just stupid.

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

This is where Kubrick goes from boring to sadistic in his story telling.  Kubrick must have realized his other films were boring and decided to cash in on the fringe violence for the violence sake crowd.  There is no social commentary here it’s just an excuse to make a violent movie as annoying to watch as possible.  That’s the theme of the film, incessantly high-pitched whiny English accents. The goth/freak/emo crowd loves the movie, not for the moral message (if there is one) but for the gross trendy teenage violence.  I’d watch Summer School (1987) starring Mark Harmon any day over this film by Kubrick.

The Shinning (1980)

A film about a haunted hotel that drives Jack Nicholson crazy.  People tend to only like the part where Nicholson flips out and screams “Here’s Johnny!”  The rest of the film is just a boring snooze fest. Kubrick found a way to incorporate violence and boredom into one film.  It’s not scary, Nicholson saves the movie with his psycho performance otherwise what would people take away from the film?  The writer of the novel Stephen King hated the movie and talked tons of jive about it.  King may not be a filmmaker but he is a storyteller and had stated he hated the film.  Kubrick even earned a Razzie nomination for worst Director with this masterpiece. 

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

It’s lacking any real moral lesson here.  Kubrick appeals to that goth/freak/emo crowd again with the senseless violence, language and abuse strewn about the film.  Kubrick’s films by this point are all cynical shitholes that show human beings with no morally redeeming qualities.  Full Metal Jacket is really two different films pasted together and also just another Hollywood been there done that anti-Vietnam soapbox that has some more curse words in it.  His filmmaking is committed to just bleak worlds filled with evil and no chances of hope.  One or two films with such a theme is fine but every single film he made became more and more filled with morally bankrupt societies. 

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

This is the film that ruined Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s marriage.  It’s also a pointless story that leads nowhere.  Kidman’s character admits to having an affair and her husband decides to crash an orgy because sometimes a revenge fuck needs to involve multiple people to really mean something.  He meets some peeps there, gets caught and tossed out.  He read in the paper some chick gets murdered and he thinks some other dude is following him. Absolutely nothing happens.  It’s not even an original idea of nothing happening.  He just ripped off Michelangelo Antonioni’s style of pointlessness. But guess what? Antonioni’s films sucked too. 

While Kubrick isn’t terrible he’s not this innovator that everyone claims he is.  In fact he’s just a damn boring pessimist that has no hope for humanity.  Who wants to hang out with a guy that hurts the party?  People need to stop talking about him as some deep filmmaker who makes insightful complex tales.  Complexity is not in having evil characters who never grow or good guys turned evil or even pointless journeys that lead nowhere.  Deep complex story telling has layers and plots that progress forward.  Sure rules can be broken in story telling but all Kubrick did was break the rules for the sake of breaking the rules.  This is why Biodome (1996) is better than any Kubrick film ever made. 

Written by 

Joseph Ammendolea

Owner/President

“I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®

ILikeToPlayWithToysProductions@Yahoo.com

Open Audition for Upcoming Film

Audition Details

-You will audition with the lead actor and costars of the film.

-Already owning a cosplay costume is a plus.

-Extensive knowledge of Anime is a plus plus. That's right two pluses!

-Must be 21 or older.

Date and Time

Saturday - February 6, 2016

1pm -- 4pm

Location

Rollin Greens

247-77 Jericho Turnpike

Bellerose, NY 11426

The Facts

-This is an ultra low budget film and a no-pay gig. (Also, probably no food).

-Potential free pass to a popular Comic Con in NYC.

-The film will be submitted to multiple national and local film festivals as well as comic cons. You will attain an IMDB credit.

-"I Like To Play With Toys" Productions® is teaming up with Joseph Ammendolea, the Director of Dumped, to produce and direct this improv comedy about cosplaying.

-We need a lead female actress who has no apprehensions with improv performances and dressing as a cosplayer. There is no script just a rough story outline to follow, which will be discussed during the audition.

-Depending on the contributions made by our actors a writing credit may be included in the film credits.

-It’s a film in the same style as Borat or This is Spinal Tap.

The Character

Tina –Our lead female character is around 25 years old. She’s quirky, smart, funny, and knowledgeable on all things “nerd.” She’s quick witted and able to make obscure pop-culture references in any moment. She’s outgoing and likes positive attention.

Contact Information

-When you arrive to the location ask for Joseph or Jason. Valid photo identification may be required to enter the establishment. If you would like to send a resume and headshots prior to your audition or have any questions, you may email iliketoplaywithtoysproductions@yahoo.com.