18 Visions-Broken Heated

This has over 80,000 views on youtube and counting, sadly there are tons of visual glitches on the youtube post making it appear very choppy.  I would have removed it from youtube and reposted a better quality version but it has a high viewership.  So I decided to repost a better quality version on the blog.

Ring and Run!

          

           It was a typical Friday night Mike, Matt and I were all chilling in front of Matt’s house.  Joe H (Herbs), Greg and Anthony were at Mike’s ex-girlfriend Kristen’s house.  Herbs and Greg went to school with Kristen and were friendly with her.  Herbs use to date Bernadette for like a day or a week or a month or something.  But at that point in time Bernadette and Anthony had a little puppy love thing happening. 

The Greg, Kristen, Mike triangle was more pathetic.  Greg dated Kristen for a week and a half.  Kristen dumped Greg, on his birthday, for Mike (ouchness).  I think that created a little tension amongst everyone.  What also didn’t help was Bernadette crushing Greg’s balls while he was lying on the floor and unabashedly joking to Bernadette “Come on baby I know you want it.  Your sister just passed up on this great deal.  Why don’t you take a whirl?” Greg decided to take that ball crushing anger project it all onto Kristen with clever one liners.  After Kristen and Mike broke up, Greg was known to say such phrases like “what’s up Kristen lover?” whenever he saw Mike. 

A diagram of the Mike, Greg, Kristin Love Triangle. One could almost argue that François Truffaut jumped in a time machine traveled to late 1990s Queens/Nassau and spied on these three to gather the inspiration for his 1962 film Jules et Jim

Mike and Kristen dated for a year and a half.  I wasn’t really around much for that.  I don’t think I wanted to be, the stories I heard were even too sexual for me (i.e. bumper pool table). 

Location of the infamous bumper pool incident.

 

            So Greg, Herbs, Anthony, Kristen, and Bernadette were all just chilling out having some fun together that night.  Kristen’s mom was out for the evening.  Greg, Herbs, and Anthony leave Kristen’s and come over to Matt’s.  We’re all chilling out doing the usual teenage antics, when Matt’s mother starts complaining that we’re being to loud and makes him go inside.  

A picture of Matthew right before he runs over a little girl. This was during his unicycle phase. 

The 5 of us not on the night in reference. In fact this picture was taken many years later.  It was during Anthony's anorexic years, right before Greg shipped out and also just followed Mike's dental surgery.

 

            It's a beautifully dark evening and we are left stranded with nothing to do.  Greg gets the great idea, since Kristen and Bernadette are home alone, let’s ring and run Kristen’s house.  Despite the awesomely smooth ride, the five of us can’t fit in Greg’s accord.  We all pile into Mike’s Silverado “Love Wagon” and head over to her house.  Her house was the fifth one from the corner and had a sedan parked in the driveway. Mike parks on the adjoining avenue behind some bushes.  

Greg getting a bright idea. Please note the light is not actually on.

Mike's 4X4, it was an unnecessary gas guzzler even before gas was overpriced.

             We get out of the truck and plan out our attack.  Herbs and I would bang on the front window, Mike would knock on the front door, and Greg would ring the bell.  Anthony just sat in the car, he didn’t want anything to do with this because he was sweet on Bernadette.  

The plan of attack.

            We start to sneak up, giggling like little girls all the way.  We get to the house and “BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!”  We fly around the corner to Mike’s car and speed off.

            “What happened?” Anthony says.

            Greg answers, “We banged on the windows and crap.”

            “Do you think they heard it?” Mike asks

            Herbs replies “I don’t know.  Lets go back and do it again and this time we’ll hide behind the bushes and watch them come out.”

            We go back to the spot we were at and do the same thing except this time we hide behind the bushes.  As we’re spying on the house we seem the two girls peek outside like a groundhog on Groundhog Day. They look around but cannot do not find anything.  We do it again.  The same thing happens.  We start to become more brazen in our endeavor and decide to change the position we’re hiding in.  We stay put and wait for Mike to move the car across the intersection and park.  

Moving hiding spots.We must have known some maneuvers (just like Han Solo) because we manged to move slightly to the left.  (Yes, I stole this joke from Family Guy).

The location new location the truck was parked, diagonal from the first few attempts.

 

            We approach; ready to do what is now the usual routine, but Kristen and Bernadette are ready for us this time.  We get to the house do our banging.  Kristen and Bernadette storm out of the door.  We jet as fast as we can.  Mike, Greg, and Herbs all head to the car.  I figure since we are being followed it would be a good idea to split up.  It’s probably a good idea to share those plans with others in those moments. I run straight down the block past the car. 

I get about halfway down the block and realize I’m not being followed.  I turn around and see Mike’s truck speeding off.  “Those bastards left without me.” I say to myself.  I find out later they thought I started to run home.  At this point I figure I’m going to have to walk back home.  I start heading back the way I came. 

As I’m walking I see in the distance, the Love Wagon go by again.  A few seconds later I see a purple Saturn go by.  The lights were off and it looked a little like the car that was in Kristen’s driveway.  I get to the end of the block and turn the corner.  Mike’s truck pulls up and everyone except Anthony runs out.  Greg yells out to me

“Joe hide!  It’s Kristen she is following us.”

Herbs and Greg run ahead of me and make a right and run up the adjacent block.  Mike runs up the way I came.  I panic, and hide under the truck.  Kristen pulls up gets out of the car and looks though the windows of Mike’s truck.  Luckily for Anthony the truck was illegally tinted.  Luckily for me she didn’t look under the car.  She then gets back in her car drives up the block Mike ran up.  I get out from under the car Anthony gets out from inside the car and we simultaneously say “Holy shit!” and start laughing.

“Where did they do?” I ask

“I don’t know”

“I’m going to go look for them. I’ll be back.”

I cross the street and Kristen drives by the car again.  I had nowhere to hide. Anthony is already in the Love Wagon.  So I put my head down and hope she doesn’t recognize me.   It works she slows down for I second I keep walking like nothing was happening.  Out of the corner of my eye I see her give me a look of confusion.  She recognizes me but not enough to be like “that’s one of them!”

She drives up the block Greg and Herbs ran up, gets about half way up the block and they’re on the way back to the Love Wagon.  She pulls up next to them, Greg jumps in some bushes and yells “Joe, get down.”  Herbs has no clue what is going on.  He’s standing out there in all his moronic glory. 

Kristen roles down the window and starts yelling at them saying, “It’s over! It’s over!”

“No it’s not. Joe Run!” 

Greg and Herbs (Joe) reenacting the hiding from Kristen fiasco. I don't recall any hugging but I wasn't there to witness the event.

  They speed off, running down the block back to Mike’s car.  Kristen couldn’t catch them because she had to make a U turn.  Herbs and Greg get to the truck Anthony and I am waiting there. 

“Where’s Mike?” Greg says.

I answer, “We don’t know. Wasn’t he with you?”

Herbs replies, “No he went the other way.”

“Oh shit! What are we going to do?” (He was the ride after all).

At that exact moment Mike comes running around the block.  “Yo guys Kristen drove right past me while I was hiding behind a car.”

I reply, “That’s great.  Let’s get the hell out of here.” We all get in the truck and drive off.

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Joseph Ammendolea
ILikeToPlayWithToysProductions@yahoo.com

Movies Theaters!!!!

I don't go to the movies on opening weekend I have noticed the opening night crowd is a lot more annoying then the 1 week later crowd which is still very annoying. Also the movie has to be way late at night like the last showing because this is gonna attract the kiddies and they are almost as annoying as the adults. At least the kids have an excuse they are kids what pisses me off are the adults that do not discipline the annoying loud children that ask pointless questions that would be answered if they just watched the fucking movie.

Here is a wild notion when your child starts talking loud you tell them not too if they continue you take them out of the theater until they learn that it is rude to talk during a $11.00 movie. Many movie theaters offer refunds for such instances such as having to leave early because of an annoying child or an emergency like your cell phone battery died and you cannot text anymore.

Just because there is no noise doesn't mean it isn't annoying, lets face it that blue glowing light is a million times more annoying then any whispered hello.  Heaven forbid someone gets up and leaves the theater to talk.
What are my points???? If you have a chatty kid don't take him to a movie take him to a baseball game. It's only like $5 more when you account for time spent there. Texting is just as annoying as a ringing phone. You can get 2 tickets for $14.99 if you buy them at Cosco.

If I could really have my way I would just watch the damn things from home but my life surrounds me with movie spoilers. The big screen experience just isn't worth the cash. Hence all the bootleggers.

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TV Pilots and Current TV Shows

Here are my thoughts on the TV pilots that were optioned this past pilot season.  My comments are listed in bold below the episode description.  

 CBS
Ringer (Eric Carmelo and Nicole Snyder). About a troubled young woman on the run who hides out by living the life of her wealthy twin sister, until she learns her sibling’s life has a bounty on it as well. It stars Sarah Michelle Gellar (drama, pilot).

This has potential, a modern day Prince and the Pauper. I saw an advertisement for this show on the CW, it didn’t look like it made any sense.  The only reason I am checking it out is because Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the best TV show ever made and Sarah can use the work. 

Rookies (Robert DeNiro, Richard Price, Jane Rosenthal) NYPD cops balance their personal lives with learning the mean streets of Manhattan (drama, pilot).

The only selling factor is DeNiro if he isn’t in it, it will flop. 

Untitled Susannah Grant project. Focuses on an ultra-competitive surgeon whose life is changed forever when his ex-wife dies and begins teaching him about life from the hereafter (drama, pilot).

They made this show already it was called Everwood, it last 4 seasons on the WB.

Desperado (Kyle Ward, Anthony Zuiker). A modern-day western crime drama set in Texas (drama, script).

If it’s based on the movie Desperardo directed by Robert Rodriguez and staring Antonio Bandares it will could be awesome otherwise it they should just have it star Chuck Norris and call it Walker Texas Ranger 2.

Treadstone (John Glenn, Anthony Zuiker). Based on Robert Ludlum’s Jason Bourne series of novels about a group of spies working for the Treadstone Corp. (drama, script)

This has promise, if it’s similar it tone to the Bourne Trilogy this could be good.  What made the Bourne Identity so good was how you could relate to the character.  What if you woke up and had super spy skills but no memory.  If they go that route it could be awesome.  If it’s just a mission impossible show it might not be as awesome.  The other item that made the Bourne movies so great was his practical thinking to gain the upper hand in situations.  Like fighting a dude with a huge knife of with a freaking pen, or causing mayhem in the American embasy and using his brain skills to book without getting caught. 

ABC

Poe (Chris Hollier). Crime procedural following Edgar Allan Poe as the world’s very first detective, using unconventional methods to investigate dark mysteries in 1840s Boston (drama, pilot).

How are they going to address the fact that Poe married his 9 year old cousin?  The dude was weird.

Pan Am (Jack Orman, Nancy Ganis, Sid Ganis, Tommy Schlamme). A sexy soap set against the jet age, focusing on the stewardesses and pilots and their glamorous world full of adventures (drama, pilot).

It will be Panned by critics and viewers.

Partners (Ed Bernero). Centers on two female police detectives who are fiercely loyal to one another since they’re also secretly sisters (drama, pilot).

This might beat the cape as the funniest new show.  I think my mom will love this show. If it gets picked up it will last 4 seasons before people catch on to how lame it is.

Grace (Krista Vernoff, Carrie Ann Inaba). Focuses on a dysfunctional family set in the world of professional dance (drama, pilot)

The Black Swan 2

Lost and Found (Marisa Coughlan). A narcissistic New York City bartender and party girl has her life turned upside down when the conservative 18-year-old son she gave up for adoption shows up on her doorstep (comedy, pilot). 

This is a show is already on the CW and it’s called Life Unexpected.  They just threw a family ties element into the mix to shake things up.  Flop!

Work it (Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen). Two out-of-work salesmen realize that it is now a woman’s world and decide that in order to find work and succeed, they are going to have to dress as women to get jobs as pharmaceutical reps (comedy, pilot).

Cult following, will last 20 episodes. Kind of like that show Boosum Buddies with Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari.

Romeo & Juliet (Andrea Berloff). A look at the love story of Romeo and Juliet, as well as the events occurring during the Renaissance (drama, script).

Good idea, wrong network.  This is a CW show, make it a teen drama and you’ll get every teenager watching it. 

True Lies (René Echevarria). Based on the 1994 feature film, True Lies, directed by James Cameron (drama, script).

Awesome idea.  The movie was excellent; all they have to do for the first season is follow the plot of the movie.  Have him do spy stuff for the first few episodes then have him suspect she is cheating focus on that for a few episodes, end out the season with the climactic battle It could really be awesome.  It could also easily be lame. 

Carlos Mencia project (Mitchel Katlin, Nat Bernstein). Show based on Mencia’s large immigrant family (comedy, script).

This was already made, it was called The George Lopez Show.

Supermom comedy (Laura House, Stu Bloomberg, Barry Sonnenfeld). A frazzled mom finds a suit that gives her superpowers (comedy, script).

This was already made, it was called The Greatest American Hero. Maybe we’ll get another cool TV theme out of it.

Damon Wayans project (Don Reo). A model father on TV is very different at home (comedy, script).

AKA Damon Wayans is broke and needs cash so he is remaking My Wife and Kids. 

Fox
Alcatraz (J.J. Abrams, Bryan Burk, Liz Sarnoff). Revolves around Alcatraz Island and notorious criminals housed there (drama, pilot).

HBOs Oz without all the prison rape.  

Touch (Tim Kring, Peter Chernin, Katherine Pope). A man  discovers his mute, autistic son can predict the future (drama, pilot).

This is the TV version of the movie Knowing staring Nicholas Cage. That movie sucked so will this.

Will Smith crime drama (James Lassiter, Will Smith, Eva Jin). A female college student fights crimes in China (drama, script).

We can blame the success of the Karate Kid remake for this one.

Hitch (Pete Chiarelli). Adaptation of the feature film that starred Will Smith (drama, script)

Has potential. Would work better as a dramity.

Smokers (Brian Vaughan). A documentary crew follows a group of heroes who eliminate alien threats in space (drama, script).

Sounds similar in filming style to District 9 but with a more Battlestar Galactica element to it.

NBC
17th Precinct (Ron Moore). World ruled by magic, not science (drama, pilot).

NBC is getting desperate, it’s a shame they don’t know what a good show is.  It’s not gimmicks, it’s good story telling.  This is just a gimmick.

Playboy (Chad Hodge). Set in the 1960s, the drama takes a look at the lives of Playboy bunnies (drama, pilot).

Awesome!

Smash (Steven Spielberg, Neil Meron, Craig Zadan, Darryl Frank, Justin Falvey, Theresa Rebeck). Follows a cross section of characters who come together for the exhilarating ride of putting on a Broadway musical (drama, pilot).

Sounds like the movie Crash but with broadway as the backdrop instead on racism.  Just because Glee is a success does not mean this will be.  Fame sucked so with this. Flop!

Wonder Woman (David E. Kelley). A reboot of the superhero tale that’s a serious, non-campy take on the DC Comics character (drama, pilot).

It’ll end up just like he bionic woman remake.

Special Investiations L.A. (Stephen Gaghan, Peter Chernin, Katherine Pope). In the style of Traffic, the drama is set in the world of crime, law enforcement, and politics in modern-day L.A. (drama, pilot).

Law and Order Meter Maids!

I Hate that I Love You (Jhoni Marchinko). Focuses on a straight couple that introduces two of its lesbian friends to one another – which results in instant attraction and a pregnancy (comedy, pilot).

I am not even gay and am insulted by this. 

Are you there, Vodka? It’s me, Chelsea (Chelsea Handler, Tom Werner, Dottie Dartland Zicklin, Julie Larsen). Based on Handler’s best-selling memoir (comedy, pilot).

Only women will watch this.

Ghost Angeles (Henry Alonzo Myers, Josh Schwartz) A young woman speaks to dead people who help her (comedy, pilot).

This show was on CBS It was called Ghost Whisperer!

Echelon (Michael Gordon). About a team called GHOST (Global Hierarchical Observation Strategy Taskforce) that investigates the paranormal (drama, script).

The ten year old in me thinks this might be a fun show.  The rest of me is skeptical.

S.A.N.D. (Craig Titley). A squad called the Sleep and Nightmare division enter peoples’ dreams to tackle their nightmares (drama, script).

This is the movie Inception.

Emerald City (Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins). Re-imagining of the The Wizard of Oz, set in Gotham (comedy, script).

The Wizard of Oz is the most overrated movie ever.  This will be the most overrated TV show that is canceled after 2 seasons.

Guardians (Carlos Jacott, Ajay Sahgal) Guardian angels disguised as Starbucks baristas help customers (comedy, script).

Maybe good maybe bad. 

CW

The Prickly Spheres (Rich Frank, Jeff Kwatinetz, Matt Goldman). Extremely talented teen forgoes classical music scholarship to Julliard and joins a new indie alternative rock band in Minneapolis (drama, script).

Could be good if it had a better name.

Raven (Diego Gutierrez). Based upon the DC Comics character, the daughter of a human and a devil with abilities to read emotions and divine secrets, Raven fights crime — as well as the darkness in her own soul (drama, script).

This character is only good as being part of the Teen Titans she is not a good stand alone character. 

My Current TV Roster Choices

I liked No Ordinary Family, but after one season ABC cancelled it.   I guess The Incredibles as a live action premises doesn’t sit will with viewers.   Granted the show needed some tweaking with the writing.  It was a bit annoying with the dad insisting on fighting crime.  It was very family friendly and I thought much better than the 3 and 1/2 seasons of Smallville (seasons 6,8,10, most of 9, the last half of 5).  

Speaking of Smallville, a rather anti climatic ending that seems to be getting good reviews.  IDK how, it was boring, lame and we didn’t even see a full shot of him in the costume.  I didn’t even like the Lex scenes that people really seemed to praise.  They really mishandled that character.  The memory loss bit also wiped away all the character development they spend the first 7 yrs working on.  Makes Lex’s whole character development in the series a complete waste of time! 

V another fun show was canceled.   I will say the network mishandled the how to broadcast the episode but also the show it drifted too much from the original content.  They never consistently aired the episodes.  It had a strong opening then went on a 13 week hiatus.  Why not just wait till after the Olympics (which didn’t even air on ABC) to air V.  Or just pay the damn episodes.   It’s also something to note that when V the Original Miniseries aired in Europe it beat the 1984 Olympics when it aired.  Story wise they took too long to have the Aliens take over.  Let’s be happy the show went out with some awesomeness by killing all the annoying characters.  Odds are they would have brought them all back to life if there was a 3^rd season.  Let’s keep an eye out for Falling Skies on TNT.  That has a lot of potential and probably more in tune to how V should have been.  

The best show on TV is Supernatural, completely Sci-Fi and the 2 hour finale was cool.  I think they need to end the show next season though.  It would be its 7^th and I do feel it’s running out of story.  

I also like The Walking Dead on AMC.  That’s there Zombie show, very cool show.  

True Blood is a fun show.  

Game of Thrones on HBO is great, nothing to do with sci-fi, just a fictional world where they can have a mid-evil setting without having to worry about the continuity of real history. So it’s Lord of the Rings without the magic element.  The midget on the show is the best character.  He speaks his mind and uses his brain to get out of any situation.  I find myself rooting for him in every episode.  And who doesn’t love Sean Bean (006, Boromir) as the hero of the show Ned Stark.  

Boardwalk Empire is also an awesome show.  Way better in one season than The Sopranos ever was. 

Tera Nova looks awesome too.  You can’t go wrong with dinosaurs and time travel.  

Animated Shows

The Looney Tunes Show on Cartoon Network is hysterical.  It’s about Bugs and Daffy living together and getting into typical sitcom format situations.  What makes it so funny is they can push it to that slight degree of cartoon absurdity that live action shows cannot.  Throw in some animated shorts between act breaks and you have some animation gold.  Let’s hope it finds an audience. 

Avengers United on Disney XD is a good action show.  I get wary with Marvel cartoon shows, they usually only make a few episodes to correspond with whatever Marvel movie is coming out.  In this case The Avengers in 2012.  Because of that you end up with short running and bad Marvel shows like The Fantastic Four and Wolverine and the X-Men.  I was also bummed out when they canceled Spectacular Spider-Man.  That show was actually awesome.  It was done by Greg Weisman the dude that did Disney’s Gargoyles, another great animated series that is now faded from memory.  

My vote for best animated show currently on the air is Cartoon Network’s Young Justice, created Greg Weisman (number 2 to cartoon awesomeness, number 1 is Bruce Timm who I hear is producing).  It’s got action and all the cool younger/sidekick super heroes you like to see.  They even have an awesome version of Aqua-Lad.  How the hell do you make Aquaman let alone is protégé seem cool?  Let’s hope Conan O’Brien’s superhero persona the Flaming C gets to make a cameo.  

Cartoon Network’s Batman the Brave and the Bold is a fun show; they camp up the character, but not to the point of absurdity.  It can actually stumble onto some sentiment here and there.  Also it was ambitious to make a musical episode for an action cartoon.  And it worked. Beware the Music Meister!

“As is tradition” let’s wrap this up by saying you can never go wrong with The Simpsons, South Park, or Family Guy. 

Okay I am stopping here because I can go on for a few hours about this!

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My Thoughts on Superman Film/TV

This isn’t as organized as I would prefer, I am just testing the written blog waters out right now.  

My Thoughts on Superman Film/TV

The best version of Superman I ever saw is a tie between The Max Fleisher cartoons and The Adventures of Superman cartoon.  With the Adventures of Superman being heavily influenced by Fleisher’s early work.  In both versions Superman is just strong enough to get the job done but it’s a bit of a challenge.  So it keeps it interesting.  In regarding to The Adventures of Superman version, in the last episode of Justin League Unlimited they establish that Superman is never really weak, he is always being as careful as he can not to misuse his power and possibly hurt or kill someone, even a villain.  Both version show Clark Kent as a normal person not a nerd. 

Mild Mannered does not = Nerd!

Clark Kent is this dude that if you ever met him you would not really think twice about him.  He’s one of those dudes that never helps the party but they certainly don’t hurt it.  He’s just there.  Christopher Reeves’ CK was too nerdy for my taste. Brandon Routh wasn’t terrible (he was doing a pre-crisis version of the character).  

Christopher Reeves’ CK was slightly less nerdy in Superman III and IV. Christopher Reeves’ Superman was pre-crises DC.  Dean Cain’s Superman from Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, was based of John Byrnes Man of Steel.  Reeves did not have that comic incarnation of Superman to work off of until the mid 80s.  I am guessing that is why Clark’s nerdness was toned down in III and IV.  

Also I and II were filmed at the same time.  They stopped production halfway through II due to budget and then when the movie was a hit they started it up again replacing Richard Donner with Rudy Lester.  In order for Lester to get a director credit he needed to film ¾ of the movie so a lot of it was reworked. There is a Donner cut of Superman II that was released a few years ago.  I am curious to see what he did.   I am guessing Reeves either filmed all or some of his Clark parts before they restarted shooting and to remain consistent he just had the character stay that way. Another factoid is that Gene Hackman technically never filmed anything for Superman II, they used look-a-likes and voice doubles and the footage they had from Superman I.  

Let’s examine the Bryan Singer Superman Returns movie.  When it comes to that movie I get the impression that Singer wasn’t a Superman comic book fan.  He was a Superman the feature film fan. That reflects in how the movie was made.  Let’s not forget he was doing a loose sequel for I and II.  Even with that who wants to watch Lex Luthor try to pull off the same real estate scam in a different way.  He just traded beach front property on the West Coast in Superman I to creating his own property in the Atlantic Ocean. I would say Singer gets points for the effort but he should have stayed with X-Men.  When he made the switch we got a crappy X-Men 3 movie (maybe I’ll get more detailed in another blog) and a mediocre Superman Returns movie.  

My point here is that Singer didn’t reference the comic book material enough.  The best comparison is Chris Nolan’s Batman Begins.  Nolan took Batman and made a story, he than incorporated every bit of the comics book into the story where it made to do so.  He didn't do it just for the sake of doing it. He did it when he needed to mentor for Batman so he used Henri Dukard/Ra’s al Ghul.  He needed a crooked cop so he used Arnold Flass.  All characters in the book.  Nolan had the plot and placed the pieces where needed.  When it came to the character Rachel Dawes (not commenting on casting choice), Nolan created an original character because no one in the comic book mythology really fit the bill.  Singer’s Superman didn’t have that, neither did Richard Donner’s, but at least Donner was ground breaking for finally taking a superhero movie seriously. 

Chris Nolan is Awesome

I am really Jazzed about this Man of Steel movie being produced by Chris Nolan (The Batman Begins/Dark Knight director).  The director Zach Snyder (300/Watchman director.  He did recently direct this awful movie Sucker Punch, but everyone is allowed a clunker here and there.  Let’s just hope he learns from it). It’s supposed to be a trilogy chronicling Superman’s entire life starting with the explosion of krypton going all the way to Superman losing his powers when the Earth’s sun turns red.  

It is even carrying the name Man of Steel which is telling me that they want to base it off the John Byrne version.  Much like how Nolan called his first movie Batman Begins, pretty much saying this is the real beginning of Batman and the Tim Burton/Joel Shumaker versions were not the real story.  He followed it up with the title The Dark Knight.  Both titles infer the comics that heavily influenced how they wrote the story.  Batman Year One and The Dark Knight Returns (my favorite book ever).  

I am nervous about Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent.  He’s really flaky with his movies.  He might be okay as long as he doesn’t try to do an accent.  Isn’t Diane Lane (Martha Kent) way younger than Kostner too? She is a total hottie though.

Superman and TV

Superman: The Animated Series

The Best television incarnation of Superman is hands down Bruce Timm’s Superman: The Animated Series.  It was watching the comic in cartoon format.  They didn’t shy away from making changes to the comic book but only did it when it made sense to the story.  They never just did it for the fun of it. The show had it all, Superman as the Boy Scout and Clark Kent as the real person.  He would even call himself Clark in the costume.  Clark Kent was the man putting on the facade of Superman not only to help people but also inspire them.  Superman does what he does to show the world that you can be the most powerful person in the world and use that power for good. 

Smallville

Smallville was a fresh new take when it started with minor annoyances (Lana’s boyfriend Whitney) but it never really improved, in fact as the years went on it looked like the effects budget kept getting cut.  They started cheeping on the action. It was just bad conversation among pretty people.  If I wanted that I’d watch 90210.  

Let’s say the show Jumped the Shark around Season 5 when they killed Jonathan Kent off.  The only reason they did that was because he was killed in the movie.  Jonathan was still alive in the comic at the time.  The animated series didn’t make the mistake of killing the dad, nor did Lois and Clark.  For some reason the show needed to kill Clark’s dad, even though the better acting on the show came from Clark and Jonathan.  They could have killed the mom off; her pep talks weren’t as good as dear old dads.  They should have killed Lana off.  She got way annoying from season 5 on. Who could deal with that constant Dawson, Pacy, Joey romance? We all knew he was going to end up with Lois, why waste our time? Just kill the girl. They really missed a chance for better character development there.  People expect their parents to die, even if it’s early in life however tragic it is (and it is sad), it makes sense.  When people you are in love with die, that devastates you a million times more.  Totally missed 1 of like a million good writing opportunities there Smallville writing team!

The problem really stemmed from it trying to hard to be a prequel to the original movies (Pre-crises DC Comics).  I am sure it’s obvious by now that I am a bigger fan of the John Byrne Man of Steel incarnation of Superman.  Superman is the facade and Clark Kent is the man.  He puts on this ultra good Boy Scout persona to be an example to others.  In reality Clark Kent suffers the same feelings as anyone else.  Smallville spent 10 years showing how Clark becomes Superman and at the end basically stated he’s no longer Clark.  Clark is this nerdy dude and he is only himself when he’s Superman.  Not to mention they pulled in everyone and their grandmother that ever had anything to do with those original movies.  It’s another clear cut case of people who were Superman film fans and not Superman comic fans.  

Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

I recently rewatched the first season of Lois and Clark and I am starting to think that show was the best live action version of Clark Kent that I have seen.  My wife really likes the show too.  It’s Clark Kent as the main person, a regular dude.  He becomes the persona of Superman to be an example to others and help people while still living a normal life.  Let’s remember mild mannered does not translate to nerd. 

The Best Lois Lane

Let’s just end this with a best Lois Lane actress list.

Dana Delany in Superman the Animated Series. 

Teri Hatcher from Lois and Clark

Erica Durance in Smallville (Excluding the series finally Air Force One heroes speech.  [I really don’t blame her for that. She did the best with what they gave her writing-wise]).

Kate Bosworth in Superman Returns was at least pleasant to look at.

Margot Kidder in the original Superman Movies is in last place, mostly because of looks.  She was an ugly Lois Lane! (In real life she’d be a fine looking woman, in movie world I cringe).

I never watched the 1950s Superman show.  I can’t comment on that Lois.

Okay I am stopping here because I can go on for a few hours about this!

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