Part 4 of our infinite coverage of 2013 NYCC
A website highlighting the collected works of "I Like To Play With Toys" Productions®.
Friday, November 22, 2013
2013 NYCC Part 4
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Jacob Javits,
sexy cosplay
Friday, November 15, 2013
2013 NYCC Part 3
Part 3 of our never ending 2013 NYCC coverage
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Cosplayers,
costumes,
sexy costumes
Friday, November 8, 2013
2013 New York Comic Con Part 2
Check out part 2 of our never ending coverage of the 2013 NYCC.
Friday, November 1, 2013
Halloween ComicFest
Check out all the excitement of Halloween ComicFest at The Comicbook Depot in Wantagh.
Friday, October 25, 2013
The History of “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions® 2000-2013 Part 3 of 5
Officers
Officers was
an incomplete project that was conceived in the mid 1990s by David Rerecich and
Bill Wikstrom. It was a follow-up to Battles,
Homophobia, and Kristmas, all stories that took place in their established Bellerose/Floral
Park universe. The early concept
revolved around a typical day in the lives of Detective Bellerose and Captain
Floral Park. It was to include classic
cop clichés such as donut jokes and dry cop banter. Dave and Bill created and starred as two iconic
police characters. Bill played the dry talking,
rough and tumble, Detective Bellerose. Dave was the quirky Captain Floral Park. They filmed minor scenes but abandoned the
project due to lack of focus in the script.
It was late
2003, Bill and Joseph were at Dave’s apartment watching old videos Dave and
Bill created back in the mid-nineties. Joseph
was trying to come up with a concept that would cater to Matthew Swiatocha wanting
to create a musical score to a movie. As
luck would have it outtakes from an abandoned Officers movie began
playing. Joseph inquired about the
footage and what happened to the movie.
After hearing the story he proposed to complete the script for them. He jotted down some quick notes and ran
through some story ideas with them. They
dismissively agreed to his plot ideas not thinking he would actually write a
script. A few months later Joseph
completed his script and sent it to Dave for review. Dave shocked that Joseph was serious about
finishing an Officers movie read through the script doing his best to tear it
apart by making fun of all the static dialogue. When Joseph received the revised version he
thought it was brilliant, it was the comedic touch that his draft was
missing. The script was then sent to
Bill who made additional alterations and afterwards the three collaborated
together on one final draft before setting forth on production.
Joseph wrote the plot in a simple format that was filmable but also called upon a plethora of characters. Understanding he could not amass such a large cast all at once he modeled the story around a film noir mystery that would lead the main characters to different quirky people before solving the case. The two main characters were David Rerecich returning to his role as Captain Floral Park and Bill Wikstrom playing the iconic Detective Bellerose .
Joseph wrote the plot in a simple format that was filmable but also called upon a plethora of characters. Understanding he could not amass such a large cast all at once he modeled the story around a film noir mystery that would lead the main characters to different quirky people before solving the case. The two main characters were David Rerecich returning to his role as Captain Floral Park and Bill Wikstrom playing the iconic Detective Bellerose .
Bill Wikstrom was a typical Bellerose underachiever, a quick witted boy with a talent for the arts but never quite got his due in life. His claim to fame was a stint as the lead singer of the band Endangered Feces. He was also the lead singer and guitarist for the lesser known rock band Idiot Squad. While Bill’s main distinction was in music he was also behind the creation of Detective Bellerose and would regularly collaborate with Dave on all his video ideas.
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| Bill doing what he does best! Rocking out! |
With the
script completed production began but it was riddled with delays and three
scenes required reshoots. The majority
of the issues were scheduling conflicts and also a lack of a crew. Joseph was directing and doing the
cinematography at the same time. He was
accustomed to the double tasks while directing music videos but it allowed him
to talk over the camera and give needed stage directions. While filming a talkie it significantly
limited his directing abilities during the shoot. The length of the script was also difficult
for the amateur actors to memorize which required close-ups for a majority of
the takes so they could read the script while performing their dialogue. The visual look of Officers became rather
static with stiff acting while on a time crunch.
The burden of
comedy rested on the main characters who kept trying to add lib with mixed
results while Joseph was trying to complete a page count during each scheduled shoot. Tension rose on the set when Dave and Joseph
disagreed with how some of the performances should be portrayed during the
shooting. Dave requested to edit the
film to his preference of a 1970s style cop show and was performing the role
accordingly. Joseph had a grander noir
spoof in mind which caused conflicts during certain takes. Bill, who was left with the burden of carrying
the film was handed much of the dry dialogue while doing his best to jazz it up
with a variety of vocal inflections. Officers
took more than a year to shoot but was finally completed in 2005.
Two known
cuts of the movie exist. Dave’s version
respectively known as Officers: The Adventures of Detective Bellerose and
Captain Floral Park (the editors cut) is modeled after a classic 1970s cop show
complete with 1970s style music, vintage commercials and a runtime of thirty
minutes. Joseph’s cut known simply as
Officers is compiled of mostly videogame and some pop music. The music track used for the film was supposed
to be an ample track that would be replaced by a score created by Matthew
Swiatocha. Unfortunately Matthew dropped
out of the project which left Joseph with an incomplete score. The runtime was
going on about 45 minutes when Joseph was discussing his venture with his
coworker Eileen at The Late Show with David Letterman. She advised him to cut the work down to
thirty minutes, Joseph decided to extend the piece to a full hour. He added two different segments into the
movie that consisted of Detective Bellerose and another character looking at
one another with no actual conversation happening. He also added a drawn out opening scene with
clips that included miscellaneous takes and items off the cutting room
floor. These segments are what most
people reference as their turnoff to Joseph’s cut of the movie. Dave’s movie premiered Christmas 2005 to a select circle of Dave’s
friends and garnered positive feedback.
Joseph’s movie had no such premier and was not available for a mass audience
to see until it was posted on YouTube years later.
The reception
of the two movie versions remain mixed.
Many appreciate Dave’s shorter running time but find his addition of
commercials burdensome in rewatches. With
the exception of the staring scenes and long intro, Joseph received better
praise for how he cut the scenes together.
Dave’s vanity prevented him from using certain takes in his version that
involved him performing funnier antics.
Joseph had no such apprehension when cutting together Dave’s performance
and thus demonstrated the actors in more powerful presentations. With
all of that many find it hard to justify a one hour amateur movie. When comparing both versions of the movie to YouTube
views, Joseph’s cut has a significantly higher count which makes his the winner
on a commercial level but perhaps not at a critical level.
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| A still from Dave's version of Officers. |
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Coming off
what Joseph perceived as the failure of Officers he decided to go back to his
roots with a music video. He wanted to
up the ante and chose to adapt a popular story.
He selected the Twilight Zone episode A Passage for Trumpet about a
drunk musician who has a near death experience and rediscovers his love of
music. Joseph included some dialogue at
the beginning to add some additional context to the video. He also decided to disregard his rule to use
black and white in a video, the cardinal sin of the amateur filmmaker. The story begins in color and after the
character is hit by the car it shifts to black and white to show he’s been
transported into another realm and also pay homage to its Twilight Zone origins.
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| A still from the episode A Passage for Trumpet |
Joseph casted “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions® regulars Mike Cody, David Rerecich, Angelica McKessy and himself in the video. The video also marked the first time Joseph created a shot list to work off of. The choice to use actors accustomed to Joseph’s prior works coupled with a written script helped the shooting be one of the most efficient directorial jobs by Joseph. Even the camera movements, though not as elaborately planned, were heavily influenced by Matthew Swiatocha.
When Joseph
premiered the video it was met with outstandingly positive feedback. Many praised it as “I Like To Play With Toys”
Productions® best work ever. Dave
exclaimed it was how Officers should have been made. The video even went semi-viral on YouTube
with a current count of almost 300,000 views.
Location:
Bellerose, NY, USA
Friday, October 18, 2013
2013 New York Comic Con Part 1
It's everyone's favorite time of year, our annual New York Comic Con coverage. We're breaking down our video into several parts this year so stay tuned in the coming weeks to see all the NYCC action.
Labels:
2013 New York Comic Con,
Comic Con,
Jacob Javits,
NYCC
Location:
Hell's Kitchen, New York, NY, USA
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
OPEN CASTING AUDITIONS
OPEN CASTING AUDITIONS
2 days only
Date and Time
7:30pm -- 10:00pm
Tuesday - October 15, 20113
Wednesday -- October 16, 2013
Location
Rollin Greens
24777 Jericho Turnpike
Bellerose, NY 11426
Summary
"I Like To Play With Toys" Productions® will be holding an open casting call for the upcoming feature film When the World Ends. A story about three so called men who refuse to grow up and the impact they have on the people around them. Anyone 21 and older can apply.
Characters Available
Tyler - Age 27-33 - A nice guy whose broken heart causes him to go along with the crowd
George -- Age 27-33 - An angry fast talking man whose ideas get the main characters into trouble
Joe -- Age 27-33 - An indifferent smart-aleck who sees the bigger picture of a situation
Jessica -- Age 27-33 - A reformed tomboy who's tough but also sensitive
Jeff -- Age 27-33 - A really good guy
Michelle -- Age 23-28 - A total bitch
Joanne -- Age 27-33 - A flirty red head that people enjoy talking to
Jessica's Mom -- Age 55-65 - An overbearing mother that has no time for nonsense
When you arrive to the location ask for Joseph or Fernando. Valid photo identification may be required to enter the premise. If you would like to send a resume and headshots prior to your audition, you may do so by emailing iliketoplaywithtoysproductions@yahoo.com.
Date and Time
7:30pm -- 10:00pm
Tuesday - October 15, 20113
Wednesday -- October 16, 2013
Location
Rollin Greens
24777 Jericho Turnpike
Bellerose, NY 11426
Summary
"I Like To Play With Toys" Productions® will be holding an open casting call for the upcoming feature film When the World Ends. A story about three so called men who refuse to grow up and the impact they have on the people around them. Anyone 21 and older can apply.
Characters Available
Tyler - Age 27-33 - A nice guy whose broken heart causes him to go along with the crowd
George -- Age 27-33 - An angry fast talking man whose ideas get the main characters into trouble
Joe -- Age 27-33 - An indifferent smart-aleck who sees the bigger picture of a situation
Jessica -- Age 27-33 - A reformed tomboy who's tough but also sensitive
Jeff -- Age 27-33 - A really good guy
Michelle -- Age 23-28 - A total bitch
Joanne -- Age 27-33 - A flirty red head that people enjoy talking to
Jessica's Mom -- Age 55-65 - An overbearing mother that has no time for nonsense
When you arrive to the location ask for Joseph or Fernando. Valid photo identification may be required to enter the premise. If you would like to send a resume and headshots prior to your audition, you may do so by emailing iliketoplaywithtoysproductions@yahoo.com.
Friday, October 11, 2013
Quick Update - New York Comic Con 2013
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| We don't have any crowd shots yes so check out this dudes pecks! |
This is going to
be a quick article as events are still unfolding. I just spent Thursday October
10, 2013 at the 2013 New York Comic Con.
It was a fun time but way too crowded.
Thursday is supposed to be the least crowded day and it was pure aisle
congestion and anarchy. Thursday also
lacked the pizazz of the awesome panels that Friday, Saturday and Sunday promises
as well as the really really hot chicks in costumes.
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| This is just a picture to balance out the picture from above |
There was an
awesomely free after party at the Hudson Terrace Salon located on 46th
and 11th. The after party was
promoting some new free game called Hello Hero about a cactus that does
stuff. I enjoyed the free food and
drinks as well as the pretty cool atmosphere.
Since nerds are docile creatures the overall scene was worry free and fun.
There were no stresses about roid-raging Jersey Shore douchebags ruining the
good time. The music was even pumping at
a proper decibel that did not make your ears bleed or cause you to have hearing
problems after you left. If this
evenings after party was any indication of how Hudson Terrace Salon does its
shindigs I’d recommend that everyone pay it a visit.
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| Here is a poor quality picture of three lovely cosplayers from the after party. |
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| Here is an even worse picture of the Cactus from the video game that was the reason fro the awesome after party. |
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| We don't really know what this is but it was taken during the after party. |
Friday, October 4, 2013
Eight is Enough - IntraVenus style
The IntraVenus drummer kicks a beat to the theme song for Eight is Enough.
Friday, September 27, 2013
The History of “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions® 2000-2013 Part 2 of 5
The Resurgence
2003 iMac
Two years had gone by without a single video being produced by "I Like To Play With Toys" Productions®. The reason being was that Joseph did not have access to equipment required to make the quality videos he
had grown accustomed to. He focused on
other creative endeavors. In 2002 Joseph joined
the band IntraVenus which was undergoing several shifts in members. He also spent more time volunteering at the
local theater group. It wasn’t that he abandoned
the production company; he just didn’t have the gear or outlet to work on video
projects. Joseph took a few film classes
in college but they did not provide the same artistic freedom that he was
allotted in high school.
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| Swu performing drummer duties while Joseph was taking a potty break. |
While
collaborating with fellow IntraVenus band mate Matthew Swiatocha, he urged
Joseph to look into getting a computer that allowed for decent video
editing. Joseph’s research escorted him
to the latest iMac which came standard with iMovie. iMovie is perceived as a simple editing tool
but it was just what Joseph needed to create the videos he wanted.
One Step Away
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| The Chase Theory - One of the best indie bands in Florida |
Is She Really Going Out With Him
When someone
recounts their greatest success they customarily claim to know it would somehow
become monumental. There isn’t a soul who participated in the music video Is
She Really Going Out With Him by Joe Jackson that would have ever predicted it
going viral. In everyone’s defense it
was 2003 and YouTube had not been developed.
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| A still of the directors small cameo in the video. |
The video
stemmed from Joseph and his friends gathered together one evening with nothing
to do. He decided to make a quick video
to have some new content for editing. The
video concept was as simple as the song, a boy was singing about his ex-girlfriend
being with another guy. Joseph would have
preferred to shoot many of the scenes indoors but didn’t have time for proper
preproduction. The “storyline shots”
were taped at St Gregory the Great School and much like Photograph he filmed
off of his memory. They featured Mike
Cody as the lead character, Liz Hausdorf on guitar, Anthony Ardezzone as the
new boyfriend, and Bernadette Kahir as the girlfriend. The filming went quick but
was coming up short in the editing room.
Thus additional band shots were filmed a few weeks later with the Renda
Sisters helping out. Mike became the
lead singer in front of an all girl band.
Donna was on tambourine, Diana on drums, and Liz remained on
guitar. It was performed as silly as it
was written. Shooting wrapped, Joseph
cut the video together and it was all but forgotten.
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| Mike jamming out with his all girl rock band. There were talks of them becoming a real rock and roll act but they could never decide on what shoes to wear during their performances. |
In wasn’t
until 2006 when Joseph rediscovered the video and decided to post in on the “I
Like To Play With Toys” Productions® YouTube channel. It was shared with a few friends on MySpace
and forgotten about. From there the
video took on a life of its own and slowly began to grow in viewership. The Joe Jackson fans really appreciated the
videos silliness, they understood the humor and fun surrounding the video. The video grew to over 350,000 views but
sadly in 2009 Warner Music Group (WMG) and YouTube had a disagreement about
music rights and pulled the ability to utilize WMG music on the website, thus
the video was muted. Even after being
muted it still continued to garner views and has climbed to over 500,000
hits. “I Like To Play With Toys”
Productions® does not consider the additional views after the video was muted
as part of the videos virility.
Trying to
ascertain why the video was so successful has been a conundrum for the
production company. It has failed to
achieve the same level of viral success with other videos. This is in spite of more coherent works which
had more time and better production value invested into the projects. The only explanation from the peculiar
incident is that a website that has The History of Dance as its most viewed video must be primarily used by people who are fans of the post Bob Sagat version
of America’ Funniest Home Videos.
Senses
Senses is a
lesser known video but was groundbreaking for “I Like To Play With Toys”
Productions®. It marked the first time a
video produced by the company was written, directed, and edited by someone
other than Joseph. The story stemmed from an idea Matthew Swiatocha had. He wanted to create a video and compose an
original score around the compilation.
The concept was a man who wakes up outdoors and is confused about what
occurred. He gradually discovers he has
heightened senses that eventually drive him to the brink of insanity and passes
out, thus experiencing a continuous cycle or confusion and torment. Matthew developed the entire concept from
beginning to end and Joseph was the lead actor.
Matthew
Swiatocha was a super genius with degrees from the Ivy League schools
Providence and Columbia. Prior to
teaming up with Joseph, his main strength was science. Matt had invented a robotic arm while
attaining degrees in both physics and engineering. Coupled with his scientific mind was a true
artist, Matt became a guitarist for the band IntraVenus and ushered the band
into its most creatively successful period.
He was truly a gifted talent in both the hard sciences and the
arts. He challenged “I Like To Play With
Toys” Productions® to push beyond its typical functions into more fluid and
creative enterprises. Matthew was never
happy with just getting it done; he was a perfectionist and held the team to
higher standards.
The shoot was
one of the smoothest ever for the company.
Matthew was a well organized director and had a well thought out story
before shooting began. The only problem
that really occurred wasn’t discovered until after filming had wrapped. Joseph was diagnosed with mononucleosis a few
days later, which delayed editing of the video.
After Joseph recovered from his
illness Matthew arrived and began to edit his video. He spliced the takes together in under an
hour and recorded the work onto a tape.
Matthew planned to record the musical arrangement based on the tape and
would return to add the composition at a later date. About a year went by and Matthew had not
returned with his musical score. It was
unclear when he would return and the incomplete project was taking up needed
computer space. Joseph shuffled through
his music library and played the song over different tracks that ran the same
length of the video. He decided on Say
It Ain’t So by Weezer, the song’s melody matched the pace of the video. The video was burned to DVD and tagged as
completed. It is unknown if Matthew ever
completed the original score or if he is still trying to perfect it.
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| Swi is notoriously camera shy thus very few pictures of him exist. He can always be identified but his tall thin stature, sports car and well used baseball cap. |
Pregnant Death
In much of
the same vein as Senses, Pregnant Death was written and directed by Matt
Leabo. The video stemmed from an art
project Matt was required to complete while attending the School of Visual
Arts. It needed to be loaded with
symbolism, Matt proceeded to take the challenge head on and incorporate as much
nonsensical imagery that he could conjure in order to demonstrate the
ridiculously over analyzed artistic feats that people create. The story was about an elderly woman who gets
a visit from Death and during the visit Death goes into labor and has a baby. Matt Leabo recruited Swiatocha to play Death
and his grandmother as the elderly woman. Joseph was called in to be the
cinematographer. Joseph brought Alison
Glaser with him during the shoot as a spectator and she eventually ended up
working on the project as a production assistant. The shoot went smoothly enough and when
completed Matt made a tape to tape edit of the video because he was under a
project deadline. Joseph took the
footage and created his own version of the video and added the song Superstition
by Stevie Wonder to give it a light hearted feel. Leabo’s version was composed by Matthew
Swiatocha and was an eerie, ominous, frightful video. Sadly not many people got to see Leabo’s
director’s cut which is believed to be lost.
Anus
All the scenes opened with crotch shots zooming out to a large landscape of absurd homoerotic situations that were dubbed with illogical babble about what a man is. The shoot was as seamless as ever. Swiatocha had developed a smooth production process that was lacking in the earlier works. With Swi’s input Joseph edited the piece together and while not as successful as prior projects it was a groundbreaking talkie that lead into one of the most ambitious enterprises “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions® would ever produce.
Written by
Steve Rogers,
Writer
Christmas Snow,
Writer
Joseph Ammendolea
Writer
Christmas Snow,
Writer
Joseph Ammendolea
Owner/President
“I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®
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Location:
Bellerose, NY, USA
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